🌌✨IN A GAYLAXY FAR, FAR AWAY…✨🌌
Something dark, dirty, and dragalicious awakens…
💥🔥JUNE 8th @ THE JUNCTION🔥💥
‼️Doors @ 7:00 Show @ 8:00‼️
🚨Early Bird: $10 — Advance: $15 — Door: $20 — WE ALWAYS SELL OUT🚨
💥From the creators of EVERY SOLD-OUT ADULT DRAG MUSICAL in Vancouver💥
(Yes, every single one.)
👠💋THE EASTSIDE SISTERS PRESENT:
🌟STAR W*****: A DARK SIDE DRAG MUSICAL🌟
(👻Totally Unauthorized. Totally Unholy. Totally Unhinged.)
🥵It’s a naughty adult-only musical starring ALL your fave Star Wars villains — from DADDY VADER to SLUTIOUS B. CRUMB!😈
💄Darth Maul is serving FACE
👑Palpatine is serving CROTCH LIGHTNING
🛸Kylo Ren is serving DADDY ISSUES
And Jabba? Oh honey… JABBA’S GOT CAKES FOR DAYS🍑🍑🍑
👯♀️From the depraved minds that SOLD OUT:
💛Adults-Only MINIONS Drag Musical
🐠Adults-Only NEMO Drag Musical
🦄Adults-Only MY LITTLE BRONY Drag Musical
👻Adults-Only SLYTHERIN Drag Musical
🕵️♀️And those infamous SOLD OUT LOOKALIKE CONTESTS
…comes the BIGGEST, BOLDEST, HORNY-EST show ever to hit the Davie strip.
👽👠Expect:
💅A MASSIVE CAST of alien hotties
🎤Live vocals, lipsyncs & lightsaber lapdances
🖤Outfits so tight they’ll make your midi-chlorians tremble
🪩PLUS: DJ MIKE CROSS spinning beats ‘til 2AM so you can STRIKE BACK on the dance floor
⚠️Bring your Leia buns, your Sith thirst, and your favorite Ewok daddy kink — you’re gonna need ‘em.
🎟Grab your presale tix NOW before they're gone faster than Alderaan💥
💀✨THE DARK SIDE HAS NEVER BEEN THIS SEXY.✨💀
THIS is the drag show you’re looking for.👁👁